brochet

Activity in which bros gather around and crochet. Usually only occurs in the latter stages of the bromance. It's a pretty chill thing to do.

Yo, we gonna brochet tonight?
Hell yeah. You bring the yarn and I'll provide the natty.

brochet by slicksurfer1898 August 11, 2010

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Brouche 

A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."

Brouche by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007

bronch 

brunch between 2 bros

guy 1: i'm hungry let's get some breakfast
guy 2: but it's lunchtime
guy 1: let's get some brunch
guy 2: nah dude that's heaps gay, we shall call it bronch

bronch by mustbthehennessy September 16, 2011

broche 

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.

Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.

broche by cumilian January 11, 2009

Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brincher 

A combination of breakfast lunch and dinner.

Is it 18:30 already? I better go and fix me a brincher.

brincher by babsie July 6, 2007