A lesbian bro. Mostly seen in flip flops, Abercombie, Hollister, polos, plaid shorts or cargo shorts. If she has long hair, it's usually slicked back in a tight ponytail paired with a headband/bandana. Can be seen at parties, sometimes in only a sports bra and jeans, doing kegstands, playing flip cup and/or funneling. Usually, as interesting as talking to a beige wall. Also see bro.
Girl #1: "Where are all the cute girls?"
Girl #2: "Clearly, not here. I swear, if one more brobian tells me about her flip cup tourney.."
Girl #1: "Yeah, not enough plaid shorts or polos in here."
Girl #2: "Clearly, not here. I swear, if one more brobian tells me about her flip cup tourney.."
Girl #1: "Yeah, not enough plaid shorts or polos in here."
by teamxup October 27, 2010
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Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.
by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012
Get the Brobesity mug.The combination between a hill billy and a bro. The typical guy who enjoys cage fighting, energy drinks, and hard rock. However on the other side of the coin they like their big lifted truck, cowboy boots, and the rodeo. These types of men are generally heavy drinkers of light beer and think that they are gods gift to women. The blend often happens somewhere between Garth Brooks and Motle Crue.
Hey dude, check out that guy. I bet he can't wait to get to the bar and watch hardcore cage cuddling, chug a pitcher of cheap beer and make fun of his girlfriend. What a brobilly.
by sloppy eggs March 9, 2014
Get the Brobilly mug.A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.
What are you, petarded?!
Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!
It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!
It's brobonics dude, get with the program!
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
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Often used for fishing or broing out, it can also be the location of a bro-ha-ha.
Often used for fishing or broing out, it can also be the location of a bro-ha-ha.
Bro: Hey brah, want to come on my broboat tonight?
Brah: Chyeah bro, I'll get the Natural Ice!
Brody: How bromantic.
Brah: Chyeah bro, I'll get the Natural Ice!
Brody: How bromantic.
by midgetgundy April 1, 2007
Get the broboat mug.Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.
Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.
Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?
PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.
Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?
PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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