Brobeam

Awesome Rocket League freestyler, best player ever. Known to have Rocketeer level, makes good passes and scores like a God.

Do you know Brobeam?
Yes, dude, saw him last night.

by poo1003 May 31, 2018

brobeat

A common drum pattern in hardcore/brocore music produced by alternating between the floor tom, bass, and snare. The drummer may also rotate his/her torso for dramatic effect as he/she goes back and forth from floor tom to snare drum. The beat is repeated several times and often preludes or follows a breakdown.

"Dude, that band had so many sick brobeats last night."

by tjc4210 May 7, 2009

BroBeardo

What you call your BRO who has a BEARD.

🔥 What's up BROBEARDO

by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019

Brobama Care

Brobama Care: N. Def: The assistance given to one bro by a collection of bro's to help supplement said bro's lack of funds. Brobama Care usually occurs at the local bar when last call is announced. However, Brobama Care can also be the act of "loaning" said bro with beer, cigarettes or cash under any circumstance, fully knowing that bro will never return the lent commodity.

Bro1 - "Hey bro, can i bum a smoke?" Bro2 - "Sure bro, you know i got you covered under Brobama Care!"

by Pseudojohnson September 9, 2011

Brobeans

A bong stronger than friendship, stronger than true love. Usually the bond is formed between a small group of males. they refer to eachother not by name but by simply calling eachother "brobeans". When in need one would assemble a "brobean talk" which is a short meeting between everyone considered to be a brobean. Brobeans never tell secrets to outsiders, however they tell eachother everything they know. No secrets are kept from brobeans. Alas, brobeans is not just a name for best friends. It is a way of life, and the brobean way of life will never be matched by any culture or any society past, present, or future.

Peter: "Whats up brobeans!!?"
Zach: "Brobeansssssss!!!"
John: "Brobeans..she bit my lip, ps check out how flexible i am!"

by Zack Vordorak April 9, 2012

brobama

An alternative to "Obama"--as in Barack Obama--emphasizing his bro credentials as a man who frat guys, surfers, and "common bros" can relate to.

Brobama understands the needs of the common bro.

by Bro Bama August 23, 2008

Barack Brobama

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden

Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*

by rzhhhh November 22, 2011