Bridget Dontz

A science teacher who can't teach but gots a badonkadonk.

WOW!!! Mrs. Smith is pulling a Bridget Dontz today.

by Jimmyisonfire September 27, 2014

bridge dweller

A person living under a local bridge (or similar habitation) - usually lazy but can be hired occasionally for menial work that does not require thought, cleanliness or speed - a step beneath the "white trash" phenomenon - usually half drunk or stoned by noon so if you need one - morning is best

The bridge dweller took all day to rake the leaves but was happy with beer and cigarette money for the task, he was the best the bridge had to offer yesterday!

by NickCB March 24, 2007

Ben Bridge darwin

Absolute fatty bum bum with a wonky girlfriend called maisy

You absolute ben bridge darwin

by Gard dog February 19, 2023

Bridge Day

A one day festival in Fayetteville, West Virginia, held every year on the third Saturday of October.

During this time people parachute off the New River Gorge Bridge, the third largest arch bridge in the United States, 876 ft up.

“ are you going to jump on Bridge Day?”
“ I think I’ll watch the Hatfield and McCoy play instead.”

by WVKid August 3, 2020

Bridge Dwellers

The new hybrid breed of mankind. Sustains life by absorbing energy from their Nintendo DS and Manga. They then turn the energy into nutrition.
Located on the bridge at Roosevelt High School, (Honolulu, HI) connecting A-building with C-building.
Leader of the faction: Keanu Wong (2008)

normal person: MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERATE SPACE HOGGING JACKASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bridge dwellers: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!
normal person: OOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by McDougenhauser March 31, 2009

Bridge Drinking

When one consumes a respectable quantity of alcoholic drinks before taking a break of more than 2 hours before starting drinking again, usually resulting in tiredness when trying to get turnt at night.

Around 10pm at night...

"Hey man are you feeling okay?"

"Nah man I'm knackered, I've been bridge drinking all day"

by Ultramotio June 3, 2016

Bridget De Montemas

Stinky woman with ADHD

"What the fuck is she doing?" "Don't worry her names Bridget De Montemas" "Oh fair enough then"

by Will Gray Drinks Beer March 25, 2021