The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).
Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!
by thedondondreamer December 16, 2010
by cartguy February 14, 2011
Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
by Missablairica January 6, 2012
Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.
I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep
by k_m00se September 8, 2015
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”
by corpsebride1234 April 15, 2022
johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
by Allastor May 11, 2021
the first time you were ever a bridesmaid was probably for a very close families relative
well you must admit, wasn't really that fun
well you must admit, wasn't really that fun
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023