brexit 

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."

brexit by totalbs247 June 24, 2016

Brexit 

Just one whole god damn mess.

If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.

Brexit by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019

Brexit 

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.

"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"

Brexit by Geology rocks March 29, 2017

Brexit 

Brexit

Brexit means brexit

Brexit by Mboba October 4, 2016

brexit 

Name given to the national IQ test that was taken by 72% of the British population on Thursday 23rd June 2016. Failure rate 51.9%.

Looks like Brexit is going to actually happen.

brexit by Gungan Flu June 24, 2016

Brexit 

The act of doing something without knowing the consequences, but realizing too late that you could have fixed it.

Man 1: "Hey, why did you shoot your sister?"
Man 2: "I don't know, just kind of wanted to"
Man 1: "So you did a brexit to your sister?"
Man 2: "Yeah, basically"

Brexit by IchigoInoue March 12, 2019

BREXIT 

Total and unmitigating Fuckup, based of a cart load of bullshit.

Oh you fucking BREXITED that right up!

BREXIT by Remoaner November 29, 2017