Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Breetarded

Being breetarded or the act of being a breetard is when one falls for Brees lies and decitfull personality only to find out later they were dupped.

Man I was really breetarded last night and believed she was telling the truth.

by HRH Jaaga May 30, 2019

Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv December 24, 2007

Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Brietard

Someone who devalues the opinions of old white men.

Brie Larson is a brietard.

by ilybfj March 6, 2019

Beetardio

An Italian Beetard

Dude, you're such a beetardio

by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003

Breetard

Someone who makes facts up on a daily basis and is barely capable of understanding game mechanics.

Bree is a Breetard. Good lord what a Breetard Bree is.

by The Aurora Blade Association February 1, 2009