beastslayer

Noun.
One who slays beasts, as in unusually large or unattractive women.

Ex.
Man 1:Damn, did you see all those nasty girls Mark was hookin up with?
Man 2: Yeah man, he was slayin those beasts.

Mark is a beastslayer.

by NGinCali February 25, 2009

Breastplate

A Breastplate is a decorative tattoo across the chest usually below the neck and above the bosom centered on the sternum but not always. Like some breastplates of the middle ages had insignias like winged eagles or family crests. Many breastplate tattoos look symmetrical but symmetry is not necessary.

Look at Porn Star Misti Dawn's breastplate... it really accents her cleavage.

Where'd you get that breastplate and sleave? Very nice artwork.

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) October 16, 2012

breastalyzer test

A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.

Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.

by BillCrocket December 5, 2012

Boob Breastily

To Boob Breastily is to perform an action that draws a large amount of attention to your breasts. This term was originally created to mock the choice of language that male writers often use when describing female characters, which often describes them by only focusing on their breasts. This term is mainly used to point out things like fan service in a video game or T.V. show.

Ex: I was having a great time watching this show until the protagonist started to boob breastily.

by Half Unus Half Annus November 6, 2022

breastpad

a pad to make the breasts seem larger than they actually are.

The heroine is wearing breastpads so her breasts seem unnaturally larger.

by uttam maharjan January 7, 2013

Breastular

The describing of one's (usually female) breast.

Dude!She has a nice breastular area.

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

breastly

adj.
1)causing pleasure or happiness
2)of the highest quality

Did you see Coco Crisp on that play?! What a breastly catch! It made Sportscenter's plays of the week!

by JasonPen March 13, 2008