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A Breastplate is a decorative tattoo across the chest usually below the neck and above the bosom centered on the sternum but not always. Like some breastplates of the middle ages had insignias like winged eagles or family crests. Many breastplate tattoos look symmetrical but symmetry is not necessary.
Look at Porn Star Misti Dawn's breastplate... it really accents her cleavage.

Where'd you get that breastplate and sleave? Very nice artwork.
by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) January 19, 2012
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A two-faced person or a person who has a clean image but does things secretly that are bad or evil is an "Aunt Becky".
I was supposed to get into the club but that girl Aunt Beckied you.
She pretends to like you but she's really Aunt Beckian.
You think she's a good girl but she's nothing but an Aunt Becky!
by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) March 13, 2019
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Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.
Madison is crushing out on that boy. Those two have been crushing out for weeks.
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Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.
I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!
by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 15, 2010
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