Brass Monkey 

Brass monkey is the perfect hangover drink. It is proven to cure any kinds of morning afters. Basically it consists of 0.25 part of Orange juice added to 0.75 part of beer. Any kind you like, seriously at this point, who cares? Beer and OJ can also be consummed in a good ammount. Be careful, in a case of tequila hangover, wich might not be that bad, brass monkeys will feel very normal and WILL get you drunk in the morning. Just take that in consideration.

Example No1
-Bro!
-Bro..
-Brass monkey?
-BRO!!
-Bro

Example No2 (most common one)
-Still got beers?
-yep a couples.
-Got orange juice?
-Positive
-Should we mix them together?
-YEAH!! Let's call that a Brass Monkey!!
-It's on.

Brass Monkey by Nothingtodo01 February 23, 2012

brass monkey 

old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.

freezing the ball of the brass monkey

brass monkey by Anonymous September 26, 2003

brass monkey 

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

brass monkey by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

brass monkey 

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame

"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53

brass monkey by Crassius June 24, 2021

Brass Monkey 

you give someone a brass monkey when your hands are cold from either dipping them in ice water or holding a cold beer and then cup their genitalia in your freezing palms.

i totally snuck up behind tom and gave him a brass monkey after holding that cold one all night

Brass Monkey by luckyfemur May 18, 2009

brass monkey 

A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.

"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"

brass monkey by octopod May 29, 2004

brass monkey 

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

brass monkey by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005