Botched

To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.

God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.

by DickBick68 October 16, 2018

Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

botched it

When you fucked something up

Man you botched it, that jump was too hard maybe try the kiddies

by elevele September 17, 2019

botched

to fail completely at something or get owned in one way or another

While jamie was walking he tripped and fell and got botched big time

by Lethalyuh May 10, 2010

Botched

When a person has a horrible looking head

You got with her last night? She is so botched!

by Smako1512 October 27, 2017

botched

To ruin, or render a software installation usless, by cancelling a simple operation.

I just botched my Norton Internet Security because I tried stopping the virus scan before it was complete.

by Darryl May 6, 2005