boondoggle

The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.

Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!

boondoggle by pentozali April 13, 2006

boondoggle

To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.

"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."

boondoggle by Courtland_Reid May 13, 2006

Boondoggle

An extravagant masturbatory extravaganza proving you are a complete jack ass.

Boy, after that boondoggle, I just pict up and movied.

Boondoggle by KR November 1, 2004

boondoggle

Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her

Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.

boondoggle by Adameat May 5, 2007

boondoggle

One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.

jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.

boondoggle by Bullitt5576 January 9, 2009

Boondoggle

a fun retreat, often to a vacation destination, which is equal parts celebration, inspiration and collaboration; an extremely effective and fun way to build team culture

"I'm really looking forward to our annual team boondoggle in San Diego! Last year we hiked Torrey Pines, did yoga on the beach, ate awesome fish tacos, drank champagne...oh yeah, and learned oodles about being a successful entrepreneur!"

Boondoggle by Lexa11 January 3, 2016

Boondoggle

To recieve oral and manual sex simultaneously, when a woman uses her hand(s) whilst blowing a man.

"I just got boondoggled behind that post office"
"damn, Jordan boondoggled the shit out of me last night"

Boondoggle by websters son October 3, 2008