A term used in circles of russian cinema fans in opposite to "Chekhov's gun". If Bondarchuk's gun appears in the plot, it will never be used. Was first mentioned by Russian cinema reviewer "Badcomedian" in the review of Fedor Bondarchuk's film "Prityazhenie" (attraction) as a joke.
-Have you seen that new film about a part of soviet history by Nikita Mikhalkov?
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.
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Get the Bonkarz mug.Girl: Greg is such a hottie!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!
by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009
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Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.
I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.
I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.
by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008
Get the bonzarse mug.Scottish last name meaning 'truth' or 'honesty'. Variations include Bonar and Bonner. Name often falls under the Scottish clan Graham (of Montrose.)
'Bonnar' is particularly notorious as being the surname of a very large, tribe-like family centered in Porterville, CA, with a very long, rich history. This family is known for loving chocolate, peanut butter, sing-alongs, and getting into crazy shenanigans. They continue to reproduce in mass numbers, and it's rumored that they harbor long-term ambitions to populate the planet with their genetic legacy, and therefor attain immortality and eventual world-domination via long-term propagation.
Despite said rumored nefarious plans and occasional run-ins with the authorities, the Bonnar family (clan, tribe, organization...) is also known to be very friendly and possessed of a fantastic sense of humor. At least, they think so.
'Bonnar' is particularly notorious as being the surname of a very large, tribe-like family centered in Porterville, CA, with a very long, rich history. This family is known for loving chocolate, peanut butter, sing-alongs, and getting into crazy shenanigans. They continue to reproduce in mass numbers, and it's rumored that they harbor long-term ambitions to populate the planet with their genetic legacy, and therefor attain immortality and eventual world-domination via long-term propagation.
Despite said rumored nefarious plans and occasional run-ins with the authorities, the Bonnar family (clan, tribe, organization...) is also known to be very friendly and possessed of a fantastic sense of humor. At least, they think so.
by CognitiveChimera February 5, 2010
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Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.
Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.
Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
*An attractive female walks by*
Friend A: (Stares at ass)
Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"
Or
*Friend C is talking to attractive female*
Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"
Friend B: "What?"
Friend A: "Look"
Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
Friend A: (Stares at ass)
Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"
Or
*Friend C is talking to attractive female*
Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"
Friend B: "What?"
Friend A: "Look"
Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010
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