bonerowner

When a guy has an erection

You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!

by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006

bylerownsmyheart

is such an underrated talented instagram editor that deserves more hype. damn have you seen their edits?? i thought they were ae too dw-

bylerownsmyheart is appreciated :)

by chickenood; May 31, 2021

bolro

anyone who is extremely late for a very important event

I can't believe Stefan is so late to the funeral! The eulogies are already over and he's still not here! He's such a bolro.

by MrAnusToMouth July 16, 2021

bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

by markopoko June 5, 2010

Bonerocity

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

boleton

boleton is a gentle giant with a big personality cool hair also had the best crocs and skechers and he also has the smalles weiner in school

wow boleton has cool crocs but and the smallest weiner

by yung foreskin March 25, 2019

Boneroma

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.

I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020