bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found

"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia

by romis1234 August 20, 2008

bonertown

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

by James B...... August 14, 2007

bonertastic

Hott enough to give a guy a boner.

Dude, she is "bonertastic"....

by Juaia November 15, 2004

bonertown

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

by bonertron August 7, 2008

Ralph bohner

A man who laughs at his own name and looks very similar to the x men universe Quicksilver

Ralph Bohner? Ha Boner

by Ralph bohner March 5, 2021

bohner

A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore

Wow, Amir, you're a bohner... that chick was fugly, and you put it in her anyways!

by Mr Bojangles May 4, 2006

Bonertime

The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time

"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

by AtkinsonWebsterBrewer March 12, 2009