Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.

"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"

by willywonka9385 January 2, 2009

Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.

Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!

by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004

Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.

Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.

by gratefulninja July 10, 2010

Bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.

I felt teeth on that BJ so when I finished I gave her a Bluetooth.

by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006

Bluetooth

A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable

"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.

by Rimn'at April 6, 2020

Bluetooth

To get oral sex from a female hands free

Last night when I was getting some head I told that bitch to Bluetooth.

by deals22 August 30, 2010

bluetooth

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.

Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.

by Haydeng January 11, 2008