Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

blabbation

The art of saying tongue twisters:
1)Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
2)Toy boat;
3)Unique New York;
4)The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick;
5)Rubber baby buggy bumpers;
6)Five flatulent flutists flew over fields of flowers;
7)Baqaqi mqaqe tskhalshi qiqinebs (This is Georgian for "a frog is croaking in the still water". A common tongue twister foisted upon tourists in the Georgian Republic).

Let's try some blabbation. Nelson, you start...

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Brobation

When a male has committed some form of deceit or cock blocking to a fellow male friend.

Tommy's not coming to the bar with us tonight, he took home the girl I was hitting on last time. He's on serious brobation right now.

by Beree October 21, 2007

Boobation

A period of time in which a male is prohibited from interacting with the breasts of his female partner.

Dude, she said her boobs were getting way too huge from me fondling them so she put me on boobation.

by Mack is Gay August 20, 2012

Bloatation marks

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013

Brobation

When a bro breaks the Bro Code, putting him on probation.

You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.

Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.

by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010

Brobation

Noun. The state of a bro who has recently committed a shady act, such as brotrayal, and apologized, but is awaiting brotal reconciliation. In other words the bro in question is viewed apprehensively by his fellow bros to verify that the bro is not in fact a douche.

"I was in a tiffy that Winsent lied to me about going to the polo match with Rodolpho. He apologized to me, which I appreciated, but he is on requisite brobation."

by JIMMYMACKCRACKATTACK May 27, 2009