blinktard

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time

I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!

by seananigans July 7, 2008

blingtard

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

by OzSpade September 30, 2006

bingtard

An incompetent retard who can't use a proper search engine, and always ends up asking stupid, awkward or irrelevant questions as a result.

That freaking bingtard doesn't know diddly-squat cos he's always wasting his time using shitty search engines.. should have used google in the first place, and he might have gained an actual clue, rather than constantly having to bug us.

by Blotted Snot November 3, 2013

Blizztard

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

bluntarded

Really extremely high

"Bro, i am so bluntarded right now."
"10 blunts and im bluntarded"

by Jade Jenkins May 19, 2008

blingtarded

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

by whotis December 8, 2007