"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"
"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"
"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"
"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011
Get the Blargin it mug.The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
Get the Blarting mug.Another word to describe an extreme level of drunk someone is or was previously. It combines the definitions from belligerent and shit-gunned to explain the intoxicated actions of an individual.
by DJ blarin master December 27, 2010
Get the Blarin' mug.The release date of Barbie, Pikmin 4, and Openheimer. Many uncultured swines have no clue what the "MIN" stands for.
Anon1: "where will u be when the world changes" *pic of barminheimer*
Anon2: "wtf is the min? stop making shit up"
r/Pikmin: "We failed as a society"
Anon2: "wtf is the min? stop making shit up"
r/Pikmin: "We failed as a society"
by IsThatParvitz July 29, 2023
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Get the blarginsnarf mug.Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
Get the blarping mug.Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021
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