Bitchtard

A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.

Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!

by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009

Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.

Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016

bitastard

Mix of the common insults bitch and bastard

Everyone: “Omg, Nancy and Jay are such bitastard(s)”

by BigButteryBoi April 15, 2020

Bitchard

A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.

Essentially: "Complaining Dick"

Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"

Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."

by Khaos D. May 13, 2009

Bitchster

Your Bitch of a Sister

"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."

by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

bitchastard

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.

Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"

by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008

bitchtarded

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.

Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.

by Crambertino April 17, 2014