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Ben Franklin by he was from hell March 10, 2005
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THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
Ben Franklin by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008
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1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.
2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
Ben Franklin by biliardpenis9 September 26, 2008
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Instead of calling a lady a cunt, you can also refer to her as a C-note, which is what a hundred dollar bill is called, who is on the bill? Ben Franklin...so calling someone Ben, Mr. Franklin, Señor Franklin, etc is calling them a cunt. Unless their name is Ben...then they are screwed.
DUF(fem) - (SCREAMING) Womans basketball is just as much fun to watch as mens!!!
Dude - Hey, Ben Franklin...So what you are saying is that what womans basketball lacks in excitement and dunkability, it makes up for in spirit, layups and three point shots??
Dude - Hey, Ben Franklin...So what you are saying is that what womans basketball lacks in excitement and dunkability, it makes up for in spirit, layups and three point shots??
ben franklin by Tjockis August 4, 2006
Ben Franklin
A slang term meaning "That's not gonna happen.". Derived from a line Eddie Murphy said in the movie The Golden Child: "You took a Ben Franklin ($100). That's not happenin'"
Person 1: "When are you gonna get me that money you owe me?"
Person 2: "That's pretty much a Ben Franklin."
Person 2: "That's pretty much a Ben Franklin."
Ben Franklin by Douglas Haanpaa April 19, 2006
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When a girl is performing dome love on a gentleman, he then pulls out a taser and zaps her at a most critical moment.
ben franklin by psion_the_freak January 28, 2008
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