bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Belen

A nice looking pretty girl who is caring and understanding. She is also very smart and when you meet her you would be instantly attracted. She is pure and she is the closest friend you can have. She is also easygoing and go for guys that are sweet and smart.

THe truth is belen is that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you

by An0nymous45 January 2, 2013

Belén

A name of spanish origin, typically given to beautiful girls who exceed at certain things. But often times think very badly of themselves, with low self esteem. Real conserved around unfamilars but a real live wire when shes comfortable. All around a great girl with a great personallity that will make you happy just by talking to her. She takes in your problems while dealing with her own. Also tends to be avid swimmers and sexy beasts. They never get to tan no matter the amount of sun they get. The name means Bethlehem, an old beautiful name passed down, through families

"Did you meet Belén?"

"The new girl? Shes quiet"

"Yeah at first, but i hung out with her and shes actually pretty cool."

by Your, mom? March 23, 2010

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Belen vs Columbus

A corny, boring rivalry that no one cares about. It may seem like an exciting event, until you actually go to a game and Columbus is up 20 points. Belen students always say “this is our year!” every year, but they end up playing straight ass. Columbus’s crowd usually has hotter girls, bigger scarier guys, and no one pays any attention to the game since everyone is busy hooking up. Belen’s side usually has girls that are either already taken, or prude and ugly asf, so nah. That ain’t it.

You out to the Belen vs Columbus game tonight?
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle

by Not Dakotaz February 21, 2019

Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.

Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.

by AeroGurL May 22, 2020

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003