Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

bedputing

To use a computer in bed.

George was bedputing because he was too lazy to get up and use the desktop.

by keehn December 22, 2008

Bedpig

Lazy ass who lays around all day in bed, often with a drink, laptop and television remote.

"Carl got two liter and is being a bedpig today."

by Aggie Janicot January 27, 2009

Bedbug

A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Bedhug

Use of a bed, sofa or ottoman as one half of a hug. Usually accomplished by lying on top of your partner and hugging them between yourself and the bed

While on vacation I bedhugged my wife while she was trying to take a nap.

by newyankeedoc October 15, 2010

Bedbuge

A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.

Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)

“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???”
“It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”

by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023

Bedbug Arms

Describes arms covered with many bedbug bites.

It can be difficult to decide if that dude or chick is on meth, has chicken pox, or simply has bedbug arms, but a look at the unbitten face clears up any fear about meth or chicken pox.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017