Big Beaver Cleaver

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.
Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 02, 2004
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Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!
Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.
by Ollie MUA August 17, 2013
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