Bagdouche

A much more awesome way to say "Douchebag"

Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.

Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche

Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!

by DarthVolga August 3, 2009

bagoochie

McDonald's booty; vagina butt; bulge of fat by butthole

Her butt is flat besides the bagoochie

by Marshmalien April 30, 2021

begouch

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!

Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!

Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.

Dude 2: you're such a begouch!

by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

bagoushe

one who is such a goon that he will eat cup of noodles at 4 am that has expired 2 years ago mcWHAT? who does that? I LIKE MEN TOO?

o what up grantel patchel bagoushe mcnugget? GOON BRIDGE! keep it together mcgee! the clueless adventures of mysterious pervert boy and the whiner

by dweinwein bagoushe January 16, 2004

bgouch

A guy who ignores facebook messages and texts from wholesome girls. These guys are usually hockey players who smell like Pringles and have an affinity for Salad Fingers and poop jokes, have small pocket rockets and smell Pringlistic.

Wholesome Chick: OMG he ignored all 33 of my texts!
Prudish Chick: What a bgouch!

by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

begouch

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!

by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

Banouche

A douche that steals all your stuff just cause you left your door unlocked. Thats fine though cause Chuck is gonna steal his in the slammer!

I was robbed. I hope that banouche dies in a fiery car wreck.

by Double McTwist February 26, 2010