Bure

The characteristic of being bramd fresh or brand new.

That unopened Mountain Dew is bure.

by TheStonedNomad November 21, 2012

a bare bure bai bire bu

The mating call of the Romeus Santos bird

Dude, this bird was singing a sick song! It went like, a bare bure bai bire bu

by Roma Santa September 9, 2021

The Van Burens

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).

Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013

Bureaucratic Masturbation

noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.

My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!

by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008

Bureaucracy

A system of government that aims to create obedient workers instead of critical thinkers.

Bureaucracy is the reason so why many people lack critical thinking.

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

bureaucrastasy

The transient feeling of ecstasy derived from finally overcoming the obstacles put in your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.

After three Civic Building Inspectors and an independent engineer’s report, I felt pure bureaucrastasy at finally receiving the permit to add a sundeck onto my back porch.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 11, 2009

Bureaucracy

excessively complicated administrative procedure.

"the unnecessary bureaucracy in local government"

by DumbleDazz May 29, 2018