Bat

1. Australian Slang: Means to masterbate.

2. A club shaped object usually used in sports and made of wood.

1. Andy went home for a shit, shave, shower and bat

2. I stuck a baseball bat through the window of the cunts car.

by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

BAT

Big Ass Titties. An acronym used to describe large, bouncy, voluptuous, milk-filled, mouth-watering, motor-boating, bitching breasts on a female.

Often uttered to express approval of a woman's breasts to another person without saying the full expression as to avoid confrontation, contemptuous looks, and/or possible sexual harassment allegations.

Bro 1: Dude, check out the bats at 3 o'clock.
Bro 2: I'd suck on those bats like my 4 year old brother on my mother's tits.

by acslater69 January 9, 2011

bat

to whack off, masturbate, choke the chicken, squeeze the tomato and so on.

guidance counciler - "where do you plan to be in 5 years?"
chris - "having a bat"

by masafu June 20, 2004

Bat

wank, Masturbate

Your sister makes the best batting partner

by Cumandsuck October 10, 2011

BAT

Acronym for Big Ass Titties.
Generally referring to a girl with large breasts.

Holy shit man, look at those BAT.
Yeah dude, I totally wanna rub my p33n0r on those BAT!

by D-Wali June 25, 2007

Bat

A nocturnal creature that continues to receive bad press since the coronavirus pandemic hit the planet, because it was blamed for unprovenly transmitting the virus to humans.

After a video showing a Chinese woman consuming bat soup (which was shot in Palau, and not in China, many years before the Covid-19 outbreak) was virally circulated, the bat has since become the world’s most notorious mammal.

by MathPlus March 8, 2021

bat

1)A bat is not a rat with wings or a rodent , they are mamals of the order Chiroptera, and are highly intelligent. They are the only mammal that can fly. There are only two types of 'vampire bats' that acually suck blood and they live in South America(mostly).
2)a club used for hitting a ball in various games
3)strike with, or as if with a baseball bat

1)Bats are really cute!!
2)I droped the bat on my toe and it really hurt!
3)Coach:Hey jimmy bat the ball
Jimmy: No shit sherlock

by prede June 26, 2006