Definitions by Pariahzero

Bat

1. Australian Slang: Means to masterbate.

2. A club shaped object usually used in sports and made of wood.

1. Andy went home for a shit, shave, shower and bat

2. I stuck a baseball bat through the window of the cunts car.

Bat by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

Crank 

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

Crank by Pariahzero June 1, 2009