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Balls, Attitude, Direction , little junior's acronym
B.A.D...How about FAB? Fucked at birth. Little Junior: No good. Too negative.
b.a.d. by MobCat November 6, 2004
meaning a car or something isnt working worth a fuck.

B.A.D.-broke ass down
person 1-man your car is bad
person 2-do u mean bas as in good
person 1-no i mean bad as Broke ASS Down nigga
B.A.D. by kenny June 26, 2004

B.A.D.O.A.K. 

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"
Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"
B.A.D.O.A.K. by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018
An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.
Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.
b.a.d.s by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011
Big.
Ass.
Donkey.
Dick


have you seen the b.a.d.d lately?
what's the b.a.d.d?
the Big Ass Donkey Dick........
B.A.D.D by Dino June 16, 2003

B.A.D.S. 

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.
Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.
B.A.D.S. by Phats December 15, 2008