authoritard

A person who is in charge of something that they have no knowledge.

The manager of the technology team sends paper mail because she doesn't know how to send email. She is an authoritard.

by Obblie Gobblie March 3, 2008

Authorgasm

The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.

Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.

All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!

by CakeShipper May 27, 2013

Authoritarian

A political view aimed towards state over people

The Nazi Party was authoritarian because they believed in the state over the people

by BigCockdoc June 7, 2020

authoritah

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

by Matty Roberts October 6, 2003

Authoritahhrian

A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman from South Park. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard behaviors.

<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>

Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!

<Two guys are watching>

Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.

by AWarnerS August 21, 2012

authorita

/ah-THOHR-uhTAH/ n. An aggressive and "cool" form of self-proclaimed authority. Coined by the character Eric Cartman from the television series South Park to express his delusions of grandeur.

Respect my authorita!

by Raccoon April 23, 2006

authoritative

authority in action, not to mention actually spelled right.

Authoritative is without a doubt too big of a word for you to know how to use.

by Not your Ness March 8, 2007