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Asswater 

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.
Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.
Asswater by joetazunawife November 6, 2021

satan's asswater 

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.
"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."
satan's asswater by disnywhite June 23, 2009

blue ass water 

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."

Ass water 

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
Ass water by Aurelico May 5, 2019

ass water 

Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.
The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
ass water by Lenard Powerdong August 7, 2006