assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

by Sloan September 28, 2003

assmitt

one who is on the receiving end of anal sex

see above, assmitt

by Christop13 January 8, 2004

assminer

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

by J_AK December 8, 2006

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Assintoses

When someone constantly smells like butt.

Bro that kid got some hella assintoses.

by Mendel h May 21, 2018

Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

assmite

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005