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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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assken

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!
"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.
by assken December 2, 2009
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citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.
Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.
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dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

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