Assery

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.

He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.

by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010

false assvertising

when the pictures of any person on any social website make that person appear extremely sexy, but they are significantly less attractive in person.

guy:"damn, this girl is sexy! look at that ass! i gotta meet this chick"

two days later...

guy: "damn, that girl was sooooo not as attractive in person. she had like, NO ASS. She was false assvertising with her pics.

by mr.benzedrine March 27, 2009

Assterburners

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Half-asser

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

Assvertising

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.

Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO

by Page Wagner October 3, 2007

Wedgie Asker

A Wedgie Asker is someone that has their underwear exposed when they don't know and could really use a wedgie.

"My girlfriend is such a wedgie asker."

by taskbar December 21, 2005

Assertiveness

To speak clearly your mind

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy

by McRule June 9, 2004