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Alchoholic fountain

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.
Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain
by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021
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alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
by homer simpson March 19, 2005
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alchoholed

I was so alchoholed last night.
by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019
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alchoholic

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.
When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.
by Jock January 7, 2005
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alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.
Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.
by biggs33 May 11, 2009
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alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.
An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.
by biggs33 May 11, 2009
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alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
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GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!
by ashlxy February 20, 2007
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