alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

naked archeologist

Naked guy who uses his dick as a chisel to dig up ancient ruins.

Made popular by a History Channel Series

The naked archeologist had a difficult time getting through limestone

by Gizorge May 3, 2009

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

archaeologist

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage.

Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt.

by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

archaeologist

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.

" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
OR
"Archaeology can you dig it"
OR
"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
OR
"Archeology a career in ruins"

by hehe January 17, 2005

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023