Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019

Air Pods

Slang term for a man's balls.

Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Air Pods

Ear buds for people who can't afford wires

Look at that poor guy using air pods

by TheMemeMan54 May 13, 2019

Air Pod Faggot

A person who has Air Pods and smells like broke

Me: That bitch smell.
Ryan: Yes. He had Air Pods so he smells like broke.
Me: Oh, an Air Pod Faggot.

by 5ive3Gaming February 6, 2019

air pods

something that only dicks and shit heads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive

girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?

by Agar.IHoe February 11, 2019

Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

by Leonprinz November 3, 2020

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021