Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?
*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*
*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*
by lmaosure December 28, 2018
Everything guys post about on their Snapchats now are their Royal victories on fortnite .
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite
by lmaosure February 04, 2018
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 05, 2020
Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..
by lmaosure December 05, 2020