Definitions by lmaosure

I aint never seen two pretty best friends 

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

I aint never seen two pretty best friends by lmaosure December 4, 2020

I aint never seen two pretty best friends 

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

I aint never seen two pretty best friends by lmaosure December 4, 2020

Airpods 

An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.

Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?

*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*

Airpods by lmaosure December 28, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that broke the internet in 2018.

Everything guys post about on their Snapchats now are their Royal victories on fortnite .

My boyfriend won't message me back. He's too busy playing fortnite

Fortnite by lmaosure February 3, 2018