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Text speak for "asking for a friend." can be used to regular speech by saying AffAff.
So, how often does your "weird" friend enjoy watersports in bed? Afaf
Afaf by cdgnotparis November 2, 2018
"afaf ur dad ahahah right? right??"
afaf by hudai chilas February 26, 2022
"Assed-faced Ass Face"

An insulting bit of name calling.
"Dude! You're such an AFAF!
AFAF by Whind Soull March 29, 2005
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Afaf good in math
Afaf by dionisbetterthanjeremy November 21, 2021
As fuck as fuck.

A phrase used after an adjective to make it even stronger. Use this phrase when "as fuck" just doesn't quite cover it.
I thought I was screwed af when traffic hit, but now that I have to piss I'm screwed afaf.
Afaf by thismypseudonym May 19, 2016
(Commenting on a facebook post) AFAF
CREATED BY ANDREW D
AFAF by WERDNA D June 9, 2016