Cutting the core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services

I'm going to be "cutting the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cutting the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

by cdgnotparis February 04, 2024

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis February 23, 2011

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 18, 2018

Afaf

Text speak for "asking for a friend." can be used to regular speech by saying AffAff.

So, how often does your "weird" friend enjoy watersports in bed? Afaf

by cdgnotparis November 02, 2018

Cut the Core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services.

I'm going to "cut the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cut the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

by cdgnotparis February 04, 2024

doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair

Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.

by cdgnotparis April 06, 2016