Definitions by cdgnotparis

Cutting the core 

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services

I'm going to be "cutting the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cutting the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

Cutting the core by cdgnotparis February 4, 2024

Cut the Core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services.

I'm going to "cut the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cut the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

Cut the Core by cdgnotparis February 4, 2024

Afaf 

Text speak for "asking for a friend." can be used to regular speech by saying AffAff.

So, how often does your "weird" friend enjoy watersports in bed? Afaf

Afaf by cdgnotparis November 2, 2018

Hump busted 

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

Hump busted by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018

doo doo rolls

Another word for dreadlocks or someone's nappy, dirty, hair

Me: hey, check out the dreads on Bieber!
You: yo man, those look more like doo doo rolls to me.

doo doo rolls by cdgnotparis June 21, 2016

Piece of Shiternet 

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

Piece of Shiternet by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011