re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Sexually Accommodating

One who sexually accommodates those in dire need of sexual relief. Also known as a male whore.

A gamer - You are such a male whore!!

C gamer - I am not a male whore, I am sexually accommodating!!

A gamer - Umm, excuse me??

C gamer - Well, there are lots of chicks out there that like sex and well, it would be wrong of me to not be sexually accommodating to them. I feel it is my right and civil duty to do so.

A gamer - Yeah, just wrap that shit up so your cock don't fall off!!

by SexuallyAccommodating August 1, 2011

Place of public accommodation

Per Title III of the ADA, a place of public accommodation is physical structure with a brick and mortar enclosure.

Q: Nigga, you think a website is a place of public accommodation under Title III of the ADA?
A: Fuck naw, I might be blind but I ain't retarded.

by The Law... April 17, 2009

Testing Accommodations

“Testing Accommodations” otherwise known as “help for stupid people” are used in order to help those with less in the grey matter department do better on tests.

Samandra needed testing accommodations to pass the test.

by CasualHater97 April 2, 2024

The Accommodator

an individual whom lives in a residence hall who typically lives with a stinky roommate...

Wednesdays being the key day of the week for accommodating...

This individual is often in a long term relationship Thursday's through Tuesday's.

"am I a whore?" "no, you're a slut." "no, you're just the accommodator"

by Calvin Weils April 24, 2008