ASP 

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

ASP by The finger bandit May 7, 2014

asp 

euphemism for "ass"

He managed to defend himself and cover his asp

asp by biwan0 April 8, 2021

ASP 

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

ASP by Stephen` December 13, 2004

ASP 

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

ASP by god December 14, 2002

ASP 

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

ASP by rosco2 January 11, 2009

Asp 

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

Asp by Ferreson February 26, 2004

asp 

Ambivalent or Ambiguous about their Sexual Preference.

I can't tell if he's gay or straight. He's so ASP.

asp by ChristineNYC May 8, 2006