ASP

A telescoping steel baton used by law enforcement officials.

-A Steel Pipe-

That cop beat the dogshit out of Humberto with his ASP.

by M.Beech February 18, 2004

ASP

Short for All Shall Perish, a deathcore quintet from Oakland, California.

Yesterday I went to see ASP, they were fucking brutal!

by 13375p33k January 18, 2008

ASP

Application service provider; an internet entity that manages and delivers application capabilities to multiple users from data centers across a wide area network.

ASP's are a new model for delivering common computer applications to multiple users.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

ASP

Average Selling Price: the average price of all the things you have sold (in some period of time).

So if you manage a store for one day, the ASP for that day is the total amount of money customers paid you that day, divided by the number of items you sold that day.

If your ASP is dropping, you may get less money even though you sold more items.

MPD's revenues in the first quarter of 1997 decreased 50.9% compared to the first quarter in 1996 due to a significant drop in the average selling prices ("ASPs") of Static Random Access Memory ("SRAM") products. SRAM ASPs in the first quarter of 1997 were 52.3% lower in comparison to ASPs in the comparable quarter in 1996. Although, unit sales volume for SRAM products increased 2.5% from the first quarter of 1996 to the first quarter of 1997, the impact from the decline in ASPs exceeded the effects of this growth in unit sales volume.

by H Drudge July 23, 2008

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online in the erotic services section of Craig's List (CraigsList.org), ladies advertising on ASPD.net (ASP Discussion board), ladies on USAsexGuide.INFO, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 January 31, 2008

ASP

acronym Assorted Sugar Products used to cover the competing terms lollies, candy and sweets

'Lets go and buy some ASPs'

by pipmeister September 28, 2007

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006