aft

A character who only exists on the internet. He lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. He is the most alpha of them all, in fact, Zeus himself would be quite jealous.

Yo man, I saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. I have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no homo). I hope I will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.

by aftman December 31, 2010

aft

The alternitive to "ass"

Kiss my aft!

Afthole!

by Skywarn September 20, 2009

aft hole

A word said in the spongebob movie

Sponge bob: Let's go kick some aft hole

by Ball_is_life_23_____ February 20, 2015

aft decay

Rotten smelling flatulence

After eating several burritos, I was suffering from aft decay.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

aft pax

Passengers seated in the back of an aircraft.

Those aft pax are being so obnoxious on this flight.

by MarGogo gEarl August 12, 2011

AFTS

Acronym for "Away From TouchScreen".

Rhonda's Status Message: AFTS
Alvin: Psh, yeah right! You're practically glued to your iTouch.

by Stef0 June 24, 2010

christmas aft

The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
christmas eve
christmas

I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.

The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.

by longpants December 28, 2005