ADHD 

ADHD(Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is a mental disorder where the prefrontal cortex part of the brain is underdeveloped, so it produces less dopamine and norepinephrine than an average brain. This makes concentrating and remembering things difficult and can sometimes lead to hyperactivity, impulsivity, and inattentiveness. Treatment includes counseling along with medications like Adderall, Ritalin, and Modafinil. Methiopropamine works too.

Kevin: I have ADHD so I take Ritalin and use a notebook to stay organized.

ADHD by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021

adhd 

ADHD stands for attention deficit somethingk. Hey! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey look a squirrel. Wait, what am I doing here again? Omigawd my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love urbandictionar.....where was I again?

Hey! I don't have ADH...*loses interest, chases after a bird*

adhd by binary132 December 5, 2004

ADHD 

An absolute gift from god that lets a small sample of people have the ability to actually see this generations version of "normal" for the mundane bullshit it is. If it was for people like this, its likely the word would stay put, and advancments in science and art would never happen. Usally a person with ADHD already "gets" wtf a teacher is saying 2 minutes into her elementary boring ass lesson, and their brains branch to deeper thoughts that need answering, vice the simple bullshit that is still, and will continue to come of her mouth for the next 5 days.

Teacher: O.K. class so today where going to learn a deep and interesting subject about the solar system. So we have all the planets, around the sun.....

*While the rest of the class wrestles to grasp this simple shit*

Timmy's ADHD mind: How do we know that, who said so, whats stopping us from going there, who found this out, Hubble telescope? How do we know that pictures are the same in space as they are on the planet. How much funding does NASA get?


Teacher: Timmy why don't you sit and pay attention, raise your hand, and do you work quietly like the rest of the class.

Timmy: Well Ma'am, if I was as stupid as the rest of these idiots I would, and if you weren't as stupid as you are, you'd give me somethin TO ACUALLY LEARN.

ADHD by CACAHRIS December 20, 2008

ADHD 

A day in the life with ADHD:

1. Wake up

2. Go back to sleep

3. Wake up again

4. Sprint across a corridor

5. Look for food but end up staring at a tree

6. Stare at the tree for another 30 minutes

7. Forget about your food

8. Walk back into the room and suddenly remember to eat.

9. I forgot.

10. OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!

I don’t know what to say with this but ADHD is- OMG ITS A CLOUD!!!!

ADHD by Kdudecrazy November 24, 2021

adhd 

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, the most over diagnosed and at the same time unrecognized disorder of 'em all. Most kids who are diagnosed with it, don't have it they just don't have parents that parent them. So they get prescriptions when they feel like focusing, but then the kids who really do have it have to pop pills every morning to normal out and when they forget too and try and apologize, people don't take them seriously cause of all the fake kids with it.

Billy must have ADHD because he can never focus
No ma'am, you just need to limit his mountain dew.

adhd by Gabe Means May 19, 2008

ADHD 

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.. Over diagnosed Learning disability. For those that really are ADHD it sucks. The people that are "normal" take adderall,ritalin etc to study for tests while we have to take it every fucking day just so we can sit through class without getting distracted by the lamest things.

Person without ADHD:
"I took an adderall/ritalin/concerta/strattera to study for my test thats today..I could possibly kill myself using this but who cares at least I get a good grade"
Person with ADHD:
"Get a fucking life.... I have to take it everyday so I can be normal"

ADHD by Kristi5683 November 4, 2006

adhd 

what i have

adhd is a medical disorder, you probably should contact a medical professional, not urban dictionary

adhd by ihfsdihaoifd September 10, 2021