I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023

Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.

We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !

by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023