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Sharpie Water 

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.
Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."
Sharpie Water by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 10, 2013

quarter water 

Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.
I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?
quarter water by DarkNova December 8, 2001

molly water 

when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.
Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up
molly water by ketaminefiend October 7, 2020

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

Motrin and Water 

The cure all for all illnesses and wounds related to military duty.
Marine, "Doc I have a sucking chest wound."
Corpsman, "Don't worry, take this Motrin and water."
Motrin and Water by killershrub April 26, 2011

ass water 

Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.
The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
ass water by Lenard Powerdong August 7, 2006