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Usually used after a sarcastic statement is made to ensure that the statement isn't mistaken to be literal.
Ex. I am only going to hire African American's so during the campaign I can have a defense against these valid allegations insinuating that I dislike minorities. I obviously speak injest, my strategy will be the same as every politician's; honesty, integrity, and keeping it positive.... Syke
injest by Nick Wahda November 4, 2013
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To "swallow" a joke.
While a person can normally injest to his heart's content with no worry about health-problems, one still needs to take care to "count calories" in the case of carbs-laden "corny" jokes.
injest by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"
Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Pseudo-incest 

Sex with someone with a familial relationship, but no blood relationship. Sometimes treated as incest in the law, but not as much of a taboo subject in common society.
"Dude, she's not my mom! She just married my father."
"So that's pseudo-incest. Still illegal in this state."
Pseudo-incest by Stevarooni September 11, 2016

Nigger Infested 

Whenever the level of non-whites exceeds 20% in a rural area.
Used to be a nice peaceful little town. Now it's a nigger infested ghetto.

incest porn 

Porn, only with incest, like mother and daughter, or father and daughter, or even father and son and mother and son. This shit is crazy.
1: "Damn, I jerked my sausage roll over some lover shit last night"
2: "What kind?"
1: "That Incest shit"
2: "Gotta love that incest porn"
incest porn by Joelfuckedhisnan-dos December 20, 2016

incest is wincest 

A phrase many anime fans use to describe/praise an anime/manga depicting incestuous relationship(s), usually between or among siblings.
"I just can't stand anime, man. Why is there so much incest in it?

"Bro, incest is wincest!"
incest is wincest by Yume99 August 11, 2016
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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