Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.
Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
by SausagePounder January 21, 2019
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Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.
Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.
by Karen from rothwell. November 06, 2020
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Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend
by gayanalman February 13, 2021
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sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 09, 2017
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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life April 20, 2018
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Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.
He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!
by Locomonkey August 15, 2017
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Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"
Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"
by j_m_s July 11, 2008
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