salute the sausage
salute the sausage by J Blingz August 31, 2008
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Sanding My Sausage
When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
Sanding My Sausage by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
San Diego Sausage Storm
When a bunch of perfectly straight people are watching ice skating and they slowly become gay...usually ending in an anal orgy....with a fist.
I was so drunk last night...my friends said i fell down the stairs but i think it was a San Diego Sausage Storm
San Diego Sausage Storm by Big Nick Digga May 12, 2008
Mud Sausage
In continuation of the slang term mud, which means to do something in an uncoordinated matter (usu. in regards to athletics), the 'sausage' addendum designates the utmost degree (i.e. the nth degree) of uncoordination, ineptitude, 'sorriness', and any and all such definitive synonyms.
1) Suppose a group of people were playing basketball. Suppose further that someone went for a lay-up, nobody guarded him, and he completely missed it (no net, backboard, or anything!). Then, someone can say about that person, "Man, he mud sausage."
2)Suppose a gathering of friends are playing Mario Kart. Suppose further that one of them--let's call him Eric--slips on a giant banana laid by Carlos, a skilled player. Then another of the throng--let's say, either Kevin or Matt--can then say, "Man cuh, you mud sausage."
2)Suppose a gathering of friends are playing Mario Kart. Suppose further that one of them--let's call him Eric--slips on a giant banana laid by Carlos, a skilled player. Then another of the throng--let's say, either Kevin or Matt--can then say, "Man cuh, you mud sausage."
Mud Sausage by Hungry Man XXL October 9, 2005