painters in

when a girl has her period

susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in

painters in by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008

Get painted 

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

Get painted by Greg October 7, 2004

Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.

Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

Ten Points for Gryffindor! by ScorinPoints February 8, 2010

paint her white 

To skeet repeatedly all over a womans body until she is coated in a thick layer of white seman.

Paint her white son you can do it.

i really painted that bitch white

paint her white by Dalton Adams October 6, 2006

Pointin 

When you have to drop a deuce so bad it's pointin out of your dirtchute.

I barely made it to the shitter because I was pointin!

Pointin by The Vanilla Godzilla June 12, 2018

ho points 

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

ho points by alinic73 April 20, 2010

50 points for Gryffindor! 

Orgasmic exclamation uttered when fucking a guy who looks like the spitting image of The Boy Who Lived. Either you're role playing, or it just comes out involuntarily when he shoots his gunk inside you. Used by straight gals as well as gay guys who love the kink of bottoming for a Potter lookalike.

"Damn, I'm so close... ooo ahhh uhhhhHHHH!"
"Oh baby... 50 points for Gryffindor!"

50 points for Gryffindor! by Bärli May 28, 2016